Monday, December 10, 2007

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

The holidays are here. Don't you love the screeching sounds of old people caroling, the freezing cold snow, the creepy smiles that strangers give you?

I don't. I hate old people. I hate the cold. And I hate creepy smiles. I hate people who say humbug, and I hate people who act like they're my friend just because it's almost Christmas. The following is a message to all those who are friendly to me. Please, I am not your friend. I have no interest in being your friend. Leave me alone.

So, I'm done griping. I'm going to go make a very long list of things that annoy me, and see if I feel any better.

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