I'm BAAAAACK!!

How long has it been since I've written?! Probably months! I apologize to all my friends and family members who have had to survive without my beautiful and profound writing. See, my last post was kinda depressing, so whenever I logged on to my blog I saw it, got depressed all over again, and I logged out. I know, kinda pathetic. But here I am, practically kissing my computer because I've missed my blog far more than I thought I did. So, back to business. OOOOH!! Anticipation!!!

Alright people! I have a song to make fun of this time! I know, kind of a big step for me, but I'm hoping this will be pretty good. Seriously though, a warning to any child under the age of... let's say eleven. Great, now that all warnings are out of the way, I can make fun of something other people love. YAY!!

So there's this song called, I'm not making this up, "U + UR hand". Equals what? About one-sixteenth of your body? I guess that the singer was sitting down one day, and said "Hey, let's abbreviate the title of this song. All the kids are doing it these days!" But lady, don't you think that's going a little overboard? But you know, whatever. That's just another thing to poke fun at. So, here's the problem. Below is the chorus.

I'm not here for your entertainment!
You don't really wanna mess with me tonight
Just stop and take a second.
I was fine before you walked into my life
Cause you know it don't work,
Before it begins.
Keep your drink just gimme the money!
It's just you and your hand tonight!

So it's obvious that she's a prostitute (did I spell that right?). So, is it even possible that she's not there for their entertainment? Also, the rest of the song is about how she's in some club, getting drunk and dancing. And yet, somehow she manages to spew out this profound message that will without a doubt affect the lives of young girls everywhere. How'd you swing that?

YEAH!! THAT FELT SO GOOD!! Oh baby, it is soooo good to be back!!