I have accomplished something good!

OK, I haven't really accomplished anything. But I am exited about something, so that counts for something, doesn't it?

So guess what! I have two pages to my blog now! Isn't that awesome! I don't know why it seems so cool, but it sure feels good! Have you noticed that I've added an exclamation point after every sentence in this paragraph!?

So, anyway, to business. I have decided to go on a search for the all-time stupidest blogs in the world. I will keep you guys updated to let you know what blogs I'm looking at. So, till next time!

Worst Blog In The Universe

Hello fellow human beings (at least I hope that's who I'm speaking to)! I think that I have found the worlds MOST POINTLESS and STUPIDEST blog in the world. Here it is.
sayoran.blogspot.com . The following is an actual expert from this blog. I'm not lying. You will not believe how stupid this is.

"Rochan: quatre and heero dies cuz duo and tai shot them and those two dies cuz matt and tenchi shot them..then shinji comes and shoot matt and tenchi.....then wufei comes and shoots shinji....and and and..

CCChan: so the sexy wufei gets to be on your side? no fair.

Rochan: ohh and then trezie comes and shoots wufei then zechs kills trezie and then relena comes and sees heero dead then she kills everyone....and everyone's dead....THE END

CCChan: relena killing the world. then she goes and humps a tree and the world is reborn."

Can you believe how incredibly idiotic that was?! I don't even know who was discussing this, um, interesting topic. *clears throat* So, my search is now classified as complete. My love to all who care enough to accept it!

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

The holidays are here. Don't you love the screeching sounds of old people caroling, the freezing cold snow, the creepy smiles that strangers give you?

I don't. I hate old people. I hate the cold. And I hate creepy smiles. I hate people who say humbug, and I hate people who act like they're my friend just because it's almost Christmas. The following is a message to all those who are friendly to me. Please, I am not your friend. I have no interest in being your friend. Leave me alone.

So, I'm done griping. I'm going to go make a very long list of things that annoy me, and see if I feel any better.

To all whom it may concern:

Ok, this is actually a serious annoyance of mine. All of you morons who leave too many comments on my blog need to STOP!
Seriously people! I always end up deleting all of them anyway. You idiots keep on telling me things that, frankly, I really don't care about.
"Oh, by the way Casey, did you know I broke up with Brian?" "Pie rocks!" "I hate classical music." You guys are so STUPID! LEAVE ME ALONE! ALL OF YOU ARE STALKERS!

So, anyway, I hope that you idiots leave me alone from now on. If any comments are posted on this, I will track you down and kill you. Hugs and kisses!

And here I am once again. Writing a lot of (put word of choice)about nothing. Well, here I go.

So,I heard about something that is going on in Columbia grounds that is really amusing. There are a couple of students holding a hunger protest. A hunger protest, as you might know, is when someone stops eating so that they can get what they want. This particular hunger protest was put into motion when a group of undergrads decided that there were a bunch of things that they didn't like about the world. So, of course, the natural solution was to stop eating. Duh!

Seriously, I'm not kidding. I swear, the protest went on for weeks. But they did have drinks on a long table. Juice, tea, beer, you name it. It stopped suddenly. So I have decided, if they can hold a hunger protest about stupid things, then why can't I? I reserve the right, no, the privilage! to be angry and stop eating about pointless things. I have decided to....
GO ON A HUNGER PROTEST!! *gasps of people in the surounding area*

Now I have to decide what I want to protest abouut. Hmmmmmm... I know! I will stop eating because... drum roll please!... Boys are so stupid! Wait, nothing can change that. Hmmmmmm... oh! I will stop eating because I want everyone to cut their lawns exactly the same length. Yes! I have my reason!

Well, anyway, off I go to watch TV and eat junk that will undoubtedly be the death of me. Till next time.

Excuse me?

Now, I am addressing a very serious concern that was brought to my attention. There is a idiot that goes by the name "Christian"
who thinks that it is funny to dis my blog. Oh, you shouldn't have gone there, "Christian". A certain someone told me ALL about you. Now, "Christian", let's talk about this rationally. I have a life. You don't. There is no reason for me to tell the world about this, other then to humiliate you. Holy (put word of your choice)! I'm starting to sound like one of those life-story blogs that I hate so much. Peace for now, "Christian". **Murderous smile**

So, anyway, I would like to inform all of you that Big Bird is a serial killer, Elmo is a stalker, and that Cookie Monster should go into rehab. Just wanted to let you know. Talk to you guys later!

Whaddya mean, history?

Well, now that I've got more than two posts on this blog, I can open it to the public, meaning my friends. Hopefully I will remember to tell them about it, but there is one thing getting in my way.

History homework.

It is the belief of my homeroom/history teacher, that history is the most important subject in the world. If my fellow classmates are reading this, you know exactly what I mean. And to all the suck-ups who agree with this particular teacher,DROP DEAD. If you can somehow juggle the 90 pounds of history that we get, AND manage to finish all the math, science, exit project, ELA, elective, and if you're in the red group, intensive homework, then you are not a human being with a life. It's that simple. Us seventh graders have way too much homework. We have no time to live or even do anything fun. I don't know about you other people, but I have way too much to do after school. I have flute lessons on wendesday, and City Lights on thursdays, and I have to practice my flute every day for an hour. I t makes me want to die to sit down and do all my homework, then face the idiotic weekly assignment we get to do my 90 pounds of history homework. I would also like to add a note.

ourwhitenoise.blogspot.com is a HILARIOUS blog! Look for it!

Here's what I think--

So, here I am again, wasting my life sitting at a computer, trying to make my thoughts sound funny. Ugh. Well, to business!
Lately, I've been asking friends about blogs they've read. A lot have read those dumb blogs that are written by people who are emotionally unstable, who talk about breakups, their lives, and what their thoughts are about the world. Personally,I can't stand those blogs. They just inform us of things we probably don't care about. Honestly, blablablablabla! What do we care? This is the fact that people need to face. WE REALLY DON'T! Here, let me give you a sample that I wrote myself. See if you like it.

Today he actually broke up with me. He really did. He told me he'd been seeing Katrina, that stupid anorexic cheerleader. Then my dad died of a fatal heart attack when he fell down the stairs. Then I found out that I had to go to summer school and repeat high school another 97 times. Then I got a letter from my long lost brother who is on his deathbed and who has a disease that makes his limbs fall off. Then my mother came to my room to tell me that she's setting me up for adoption, and that I'd better start packing up my stuff or else she'll beat me with the dog chain again. I will write again tomorrow.

How was that? Did you like that taste of your own medicine? (By the way, that wasn't real)

AAGGHH! GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU MANIACS! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME WRITE LIKE THAT FOREVER! YOU'RE ALL INSANE! LEGGO OF MY LEG!!

Will write again next week. Or sooner.

My main obsession

WARNING!
This page contains major hotness!!Your keyboard may short circuit due to extreme drooling!!!!


Ok, with all safety concerns out of the way, we can concentrate on the amazing gifts that we have received from heaven. Here are a couple...

awwwww...



But of course, these innocent kittens are not what we are here for. Hey, we're all thinkin' it.
I'm just saying it. We want the real gifts. The gifts that look like-



WHOA! MAJOR SEIZURE! HOW DID THAT GET IN THERE?!?!?!?!?
Ok, I admit it! I have been secretly downloading pictures of Tom Felton! There, I said it. And for anyone who doesn't know who he is- YOU HAVE BEEN LIVING UNDER A ROCK!! YOU'VE BEEN MISSING OUT ON THE HAPPINESS OF LIFE!!-geez, get with the groove, people.

Ok, to be fair, you probably do know who he is. You just don't know it. Alright, now you think I'm crazy. But seriously, it's true. Tom Felton plays Draco Malfoy from Harry Potter.

"Ohhhhhh." You all say, "That kids name is Tom Felton? I had no idea."

You know what I think of that? "You freakin' idiots! Gosh!" *eye rolls* Honestly, didn't you think, when the first Harry Potter movie came out, "Dang, the bad guy is cute!" Well, actually,
I don't really care if that's what you thought. That is what I thought, so that is what matters. Tom Felton is actually much cuter when he's playing Draco Malfoy, but, frankly Draco Malfoy is a strange person to obsess over. I find it's better to just say that I think Tom Felton is hot rather then get looks like I just escaped from an assylum.

But I refuse to keep my obsession secret any longer! I will be my own person and defy anyone who says I am an idiot! I will love passionately and fearlessly in the false hopes that I will in some way track him down and tell him openly how I feel about him and he will for some reason put his life on hold to marry someone who is, by the way, about 9 or 10 years younger then him. Anyway, if you need me, I'll be on the couch working on my imagination.

Wanna know about Bob?

So, let me explain to you the title of my blog. Recently my friend was showing me her myspace page, and on it was a large group of icons. Obviously this is nothing shocking, it being myspace,but it caught my eye. As I looked them over, I noticed a particularly small one, which you can see to the right...

Amusing, right? I thought so too.

I dare you. Take it.