Well, now that I've got more than two posts on this blog, I can open it to the public, meaning my friends. Hopefully I will remember to tell them about it, but there is one thing getting in my way.
History homework.
It is the belief of my homeroom/history teacher, that history is the most important subject in the world. If my fellow classmates are reading this, you know exactly what I mean. And to all the suck-ups who agree with this particular teacher,DROP DEAD. If you can somehow juggle the 90 pounds of history that we get, AND manage to finish all the math, science, exit project, ELA, elective, and if you're in the red group, intensive homework, then you are not a human being with a life. It's that simple. Us seventh graders have way too much homework. We have no time to live or even do anything fun. I don't know about you other people, but I have way too much to do after school. I have flute lessons on wendesday, and City Lights on thursdays, and I have to practice my flute every day for an hour. I t makes me want to die to sit down and do all my homework, then face the idiotic weekly assignment we get to do my 90 pounds of history homework. I would also like to add a note.
ourwhitenoise.blogspot.com is a HILARIOUS blog! Look for it!
Sunday, October 21, 2007
Here's what I think--
So, here I am again, wasting my life sitting at a computer, trying to make my thoughts sound funny. Ugh. Well, to business!
Lately, I've been asking friends about blogs they've read. A lot have read those dumb blogs that are written by people who are emotionally unstable, who talk about breakups, their lives, and what their thoughts are about the world. Personally,I can't stand those blogs. They just inform us of things we probably don't care about. Honestly, blablablablabla! What do we care? This is the fact that people need to face. WE REALLY DON'T! Here, let me give you a sample that I wrote myself. See if you like it.
Today he actually broke up with me. He really did. He told me he'd been seeing Katrina, that stupid anorexic cheerleader. Then my dad died of a fatal heart attack when he fell down the stairs. Then I found out that I had to go to summer school and repeat high school another 97 times. Then I got a letter from my long lost brother who is on his deathbed and who has a disease that makes his limbs fall off. Then my mother came to my room to tell me that she's setting me up for adoption, and that I'd better start packing up my stuff or else she'll beat me with the dog chain again. I will write again tomorrow.
How was that? Did you like that taste of your own medicine? (By the way, that wasn't real)
AAGGHH! GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU MANIACS! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME WRITE LIKE THAT FOREVER! YOU'RE ALL INSANE! LEGGO OF MY LEG!!
Will write again next week. Or sooner.
Lately, I've been asking friends about blogs they've read. A lot have read those dumb blogs that are written by people who are emotionally unstable, who talk about breakups, their lives, and what their thoughts are about the world. Personally,I can't stand those blogs. They just inform us of things we probably don't care about. Honestly, blablablablabla! What do we care? This is the fact that people need to face. WE REALLY DON'T! Here, let me give you a sample that I wrote myself. See if you like it.
Today he actually broke up with me. He really did. He told me he'd been seeing Katrina, that stupid anorexic cheerleader. Then my dad died of a fatal heart attack when he fell down the stairs. Then I found out that I had to go to summer school and repeat high school another 97 times. Then I got a letter from my long lost brother who is on his deathbed and who has a disease that makes his limbs fall off. Then my mother came to my room to tell me that she's setting me up for adoption, and that I'd better start packing up my stuff or else she'll beat me with the dog chain again. I will write again tomorrow.
How was that? Did you like that taste of your own medicine? (By the way, that wasn't real)
AAGGHH! GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU MANIACS! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME WRITE LIKE THAT FOREVER! YOU'RE ALL INSANE! LEGGO OF MY LEG!!
Will write again next week. Or sooner.
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
My main obsession
WARNING!
This page contains major hotness!!Your keyboard may short circuit due to extreme drooling!!!!
Ok, with all safety concerns out of the way, we can concentrate on the amazing gifts that we have received from heaven. Here are a couple...
awwwww...
But of course, these innocent kittens are not what we are here for. Hey, we're all thinkin' it.
I'm just saying it. We want the real gifts. The gifts that look like-
WHOA! MAJOR SEIZURE! HOW DID THAT GET IN THERE?!?!?!?!?
Ok, I admit it! I have been secretly downloading pictures of Tom Felton! There, I said it. And for anyone who doesn't know who he is- YOU HAVE BEEN LIVING UNDER A ROCK!! YOU'VE BEEN MISSING OUT ON THE HAPPINESS OF LIFE!!-geez, get with the groove, people.
Ok, to be fair, you probably do know who he is. You just don't know it. Alright, now you think I'm crazy. But seriously, it's true. Tom Felton plays Draco Malfoy from Harry Potter.
"Ohhhhhh." You all say, "That kids name is Tom Felton? I had no idea."
You know what I think of that? "You freakin' idiots! Gosh!" *eye rolls* Honestly, didn't you think, when the first Harry Potter movie came out, "Dang, the bad guy is cute!" Well, actually,
I don't really care if that's what you thought. That is what I thought, so that is what matters. Tom Felton is actually much cuter when he's playing Draco Malfoy, but, frankly Draco Malfoy is a strange person to obsess over. I find it's better to just say that I think Tom Felton is hot rather then get looks like I just escaped from an assylum.
But I refuse to keep my obsession secret any longer! I will be my own person and defy anyone who says I am an idiot! I will love passionately and fearlessly in the false hopes that I will in some way track him down and tell him openly how I feel about him and he will for some reason put his life on hold to marry someone who is, by the way, about 9 or 10 years younger then him. Anyway, if you need me, I'll be on the couch working on my imagination.
This page contains major hotness!!Your keyboard may short circuit due to extreme drooling!!!!
Ok, with all safety concerns out of the way, we can concentrate on the amazing gifts that we have received from heaven. Here are a couple...
awwwww...But of course, these innocent kittens are not what we are here for. Hey, we're all thinkin' it.
I'm just saying it. We want the real gifts. The gifts that look like-
WHOA! MAJOR SEIZURE! HOW DID THAT GET IN THERE?!?!?!?!?
Ok, I admit it! I have been secretly downloading pictures of Tom Felton! There, I said it. And for anyone who doesn't know who he is- YOU HAVE BEEN LIVING UNDER A ROCK!! YOU'VE BEEN MISSING OUT ON THE HAPPINESS OF LIFE!!-geez, get with the groove, people.
Ok, to be fair, you probably do know who he is. You just don't know it. Alright, now you think I'm crazy. But seriously, it's true. Tom Felton plays Draco Malfoy from Harry Potter.
"Ohhhhhh." You all say, "That kids name is Tom Felton? I had no idea."
You know what I think of that? "You freakin' idiots! Gosh!" *eye rolls* Honestly, didn't you think, when the first Harry Potter movie came out, "Dang, the bad guy is cute!" Well, actually,
I don't really care if that's what you thought. That is what I thought, so that is what matters. Tom Felton is actually much cuter when he's playing Draco Malfoy, but, frankly Draco Malfoy is a strange person to obsess over. I find it's better to just say that I think Tom Felton is hot rather then get looks like I just escaped from an assylum.
But I refuse to keep my obsession secret any longer! I will be my own person and defy anyone who says I am an idiot! I will love passionately and fearlessly in the false hopes that I will in some way track him down and tell him openly how I feel about him and he will for some reason put his life on hold to marry someone who is, by the way, about 9 or 10 years younger then him. Anyway, if you need me, I'll be on the couch working on my imagination.
Wanna know about Bob?
So, let me explain to you the title of my blog. Recently my friend was showing me her myspace page, and on it was a large group of icons. Obviously this is nothing shocking, it being myspace,but it caught my eye. As I looked them over, I noticed a particularly small one, which you can see to the right...
Amusing, right? I thought so too.
I dare you. Take it.
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