Excuse me?

Now, I am addressing a very serious concern that was brought to my attention. There is a idiot that goes by the name "Christian"
who thinks that it is funny to dis my blog. Oh, you shouldn't have gone there, "Christian". A certain someone told me ALL about you. Now, "Christian", let's talk about this rationally. I have a life. You don't. There is no reason for me to tell the world about this, other then to humiliate you. Holy (put word of your choice)! I'm starting to sound like one of those life-story blogs that I hate so much. Peace for now, "Christian". **Murderous smile**

So, anyway, I would like to inform all of you that Big Bird is a serial killer, Elmo is a stalker, and that Cookie Monster should go into rehab. Just wanted to let you know. Talk to you guys later!