And here I am once again. Writing a lot of (put word of choice)about nothing. Well, here I go.

So,I heard about something that is going on in Columbia grounds that is really amusing. There are a couple of students holding a hunger protest. A hunger protest, as you might know, is when someone stops eating so that they can get what they want. This particular hunger protest was put into motion when a group of undergrads decided that there were a bunch of things that they didn't like about the world. So, of course, the natural solution was to stop eating. Duh!

Seriously, I'm not kidding. I swear, the protest went on for weeks. But they did have drinks on a long table. Juice, tea, beer, you name it. It stopped suddenly. So I have decided, if they can hold a hunger protest about stupid things, then why can't I? I reserve the right, no, the privilage! to be angry and stop eating about pointless things. I have decided to....
GO ON A HUNGER PROTEST!! *gasps of people in the surounding area*

Now I have to decide what I want to protest abouut. Hmmmmmm... I know! I will stop eating because... drum roll please!... Boys are so stupid! Wait, nothing can change that. Hmmmmmm... oh! I will stop eating because I want everyone to cut their lawns exactly the same length. Yes! I have my reason!

Well, anyway, off I go to watch TV and eat junk that will undoubtedly be the death of me. Till next time.