This page contains major hotness!!Your keyboard may short circuit due to extreme drooling!!!!
Ok, with all safety concerns out of the way, we can concentrate on the amazing gifts that we have received from heaven. Here are a couple...
awwwww...But of course, these innocent kittens are not what we are here for. Hey, we're all thinkin' it.
I'm just saying it. We want the real gifts. The gifts that look like-
WHOA! MAJOR SEIZURE! HOW DID THAT GET IN THERE?!?!?!?!?
Ok, I admit it! I have been secretly downloading pictures of Tom Felton! There, I said it. And for anyone who doesn't know who he is- YOU HAVE BEEN LIVING UNDER A ROCK!! YOU'VE BEEN MISSING OUT ON THE HAPPINESS OF LIFE!!-geez, get with the groove, people.
Ok, to be fair, you probably do know who he is. You just don't know it. Alright, now you think I'm crazy. But seriously, it's true. Tom Felton plays Draco Malfoy from Harry Potter.
"Ohhhhhh." You all say, "That kids name is Tom Felton? I had no idea."
You know what I think of that? "You freakin' idiots! Gosh!" *eye rolls* Honestly, didn't you think, when the first Harry Potter movie came out, "Dang, the bad guy is cute!" Well, actually,
I don't really care if that's what you thought. That is what I thought, so that is what matters. Tom Felton is actually much cuter when he's playing Draco Malfoy, but, frankly Draco Malfoy is a strange person to obsess over. I find it's better to just say that I think Tom Felton is hot rather then get looks like I just escaped from an assylum.
But I refuse to keep my obsession secret any longer! I will be my own person and defy anyone who says I am an idiot! I will love passionately and fearlessly in the false hopes that I will in some way track him down and tell him openly how I feel about him and he will for some reason put his life on hold to marry someone who is, by the way, about 9 or 10 years younger then him. Anyway, if you need me, I'll be on the couch working on my imagination.
5 comments:
Hey, you are very funny. That was cute. However, you DO belong in an insane asylum...
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YOur friend...CC
I think the basic idea that people can become fixated in their development has had an important influence on many post-Freudian psychoanalytic theories of criminality
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