Here's what I think--

So, here I am again, wasting my life sitting at a computer, trying to make my thoughts sound funny. Ugh. Well, to business!
Lately, I've been asking friends about blogs they've read. A lot have read those dumb blogs that are written by people who are emotionally unstable, who talk about breakups, their lives, and what their thoughts are about the world. Personally,I can't stand those blogs. They just inform us of things we probably don't care about. Honestly, blablablablabla! What do we care? This is the fact that people need to face. WE REALLY DON'T! Here, let me give you a sample that I wrote myself. See if you like it.

Today he actually broke up with me. He really did. He told me he'd been seeing Katrina, that stupid anorexic cheerleader. Then my dad died of a fatal heart attack when he fell down the stairs. Then I found out that I had to go to summer school and repeat high school another 97 times. Then I got a letter from my long lost brother who is on his deathbed and who has a disease that makes his limbs fall off. Then my mother came to my room to tell me that she's setting me up for adoption, and that I'd better start packing up my stuff or else she'll beat me with the dog chain again. I will write again tomorrow.

How was that? Did you like that taste of your own medicine? (By the way, that wasn't real)

AAGGHH! GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU MANIACS! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME WRITE LIKE THAT FOREVER! YOU'RE ALL INSANE! LEGGO OF MY LEG!!

Will write again next week. Or sooner.