And here I am once again. Writing a lot of (put word of choice)about nothing. Well, here I go.

So,I heard about something that is going on in Columbia grounds that is really amusing. There are a couple of students holding a hunger protest. A hunger protest, as you might know, is when someone stops eating so that they can get what they want. This particular hunger protest was put into motion when a group of undergrads decided that there were a bunch of things that they didn't like about the world. So, of course, the natural solution was to stop eating. Duh!

Seriously, I'm not kidding. I swear, the protest went on for weeks. But they did have drinks on a long table. Juice, tea, beer, you name it. It stopped suddenly. So I have decided, if they can hold a hunger protest about stupid things, then why can't I? I reserve the right, no, the privilage! to be angry and stop eating about pointless things. I have decided to....
GO ON A HUNGER PROTEST!! *gasps of people in the surounding area*

Now I have to decide what I want to protest abouut. Hmmmmmm... I know! I will stop eating because... drum roll please!... Boys are so stupid! Wait, nothing can change that. Hmmmmmm... oh! I will stop eating because I want everyone to cut their lawns exactly the same length. Yes! I have my reason!

Well, anyway, off I go to watch TV and eat junk that will undoubtedly be the death of me. Till next time.

Excuse me?

Now, I am addressing a very serious concern that was brought to my attention. There is a idiot that goes by the name "Christian"
who thinks that it is funny to dis my blog. Oh, you shouldn't have gone there, "Christian". A certain someone told me ALL about you. Now, "Christian", let's talk about this rationally. I have a life. You don't. There is no reason for me to tell the world about this, other then to humiliate you. Holy (put word of your choice)! I'm starting to sound like one of those life-story blogs that I hate so much. Peace for now, "Christian". **Murderous smile**

So, anyway, I would like to inform all of you that Big Bird is a serial killer, Elmo is a stalker, and that Cookie Monster should go into rehab. Just wanted to let you know. Talk to you guys later!